Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Top Reasons Why Katie and I Totally Rock The Hizzle.

1) katie's canadian. which makes me cool by association, eh?

2) REAL glasses. nuff said. (they actually exist, have lenses, and sit perfectly on our faces, therefore they are not "fake")

3) the christmas lights hung up in our room sparkle the christmas feeling throughout our entire apartment. and our hearts.

4) we love kyle! he's from tennessee.

5) chuck norris protects us while we sleep.

6) we can "both" speak french

7) we sound just like aretha franklin! just ask our neighbors....3 apartments down...

8) most girls here wake up with at least an hour for grooming and higene purposes. however, we don't flow that way. we're both really good at waking up 5 minutes before class starts and getting ready WITH a solid 10 seconds before class actually begins. showers are overrated.

9) people-watching is our best talent. which we exercise frequently.

10) we're indian and white at the same time.

11) we both have the ability to look like shirley temple. this is true.

12) patience is a virtue. which we have learned this semester. (people not buying toilet paper, stealing my books, borrowing everything we own, corrupting our leggings, honking their nose constantly, using our trash cans, not cleaning...the list could go on...)

13) we're the best birthday rememberers ever!

14) we're really good at being creeps.

15) we make really really good signs. bwahaha.

16) we're really good at procrastnation

17) our high heels are the color of the rainbow

18) we hate bad teenage mustaches. ew.

19) we live by the best big black girl ever! and visit her door in the wee hours in the morning.

20) we run through sprinklers. in the winter. at midnight.

21) "mmmmm! look at the baby!"

22) we have britney spears on our door. she is so FIERCE!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

the love of my life: fabio

don't get me wrong, i love college and being with people that are all my age and all that fun stuff, but i miss home. and my family. and my precious, amazing, adorable, PERFECT kitty, Fabio. He is my favorite animal in the entire world. look at how cute he is...

the best part is that he feels the exact same way about me! i'm his favorite, i've asked him. he is so fuzzy and amazing and i can't wait to go home to see him. he's pretty much a magical cat and can do amazing tricks. one thing he's especially good at is eating jesseca's pets. like hansel. it's a rather funny story... so during the summer jesseca bought a pet fish and named him hansel after the crazy cool guy from zoolander. he lived a short, yet happy life in a beautiful vase with marbles. one day while were gone, i guess fabi got hungry...dun dun dun...when we got home, the vase was knocked on the floor and there was no more fishy. pobre jesseca. pobre hansel. here is a picture i drew depicting the tragic event...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha. bwahaha.
actually, maybe fabio didn't really eat hansel. word on the street is that jesseca had problems keeping her fish alive. i bet he peacefully died in his sleep and she framed fabio because she thinks he is evil. how could such a perfect kitty do such a terrible thing? that's right, he can't. angels don't kill fish....bwahaha.

RIP hansel.
& hansel 2, and hansel 3, and hansel 4, and hansel 5...


so...i'm really bored right now, which is why i decided to do this. mainly because jess and amber have them, and i find them really amusing to read. so perhaps someone out there will enjoy reading this. and you can creep on my life and my thoughts more in depth than you can with facebook. anywho, i'll be adding posts so this isn't boring later on. peace sucka.